Because we think you’re stupid: Cherry 7-Up with antioxidants
Move over, skin cream with “lipids”. Shove a cheek, vitamin water. And you too, multigrain Lucky Charms. (OK, you’re still astoundingly idiotic. You can stay.) There’s a new bullshit health superstar in town! Cherry 7-Up with antioxidants! Any resemblance to actual cherries is purely coincidental, of course.
Thanks to Ninja M for the link and MamaPop for alerting us to this staggering display of food industry crap and chutzpah.